Tag: exes
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You
You stand six feet five inches tall blazing blonde buttoned up with a beery smile. You the American dream irresistible to a woman’s gaze. You never wrong a perfect citizen free from burden. You all knowing enriched with wisdom from Andrew Tate. You love the same way one hates deteriorating the brain. You pawn people… Read more
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Sips & Slips: The Urge To Ruin It All
6/22/2024: Okay, ladies, let’s have a conversation. Why is it that when things are going so well, I want to call my ex? I mean, seriously, it’s like when everything is going so smoothly, I need to be torn down by a man…a very insignificant man. Maybe I’ll call it self-sabotage, but why can’t I… Read more