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  • Drunk Texts & Court Cases

    6/22/2024:Okay ladies, let’s have a conversation. Why is it that when things are going so well, I want to call my ex? I mean seriously — it’s like when everything is going smoothly, I suddenly feel the need to be torn down by a man… a very insignificant man. Maybe call it self-sabotage, but then…

  • One Girl, One Brain Cell, Many Opinions

    Guess what time it is…? IT’S SCATTER BRAIN TIME — the time where Yuka talks about nonsense until she no longer has anything to say. So, let’s begin! I leave for a road trip down to Nashville in less than a week, and I couldn’t be more excited. Everything is booked and planned down to the…

  • i missed throwing up

    I threw up today—not because I’m sick, or for any other reason than the fact that I forced myself to. I binged two packs of sushi, chicken tenders, sticky rice, and an avocado… oh, and a slice of cheesecake for dessert. All washed down with a crisp Diet Coke. I walked to the bathroom and…

  • You

    You stand six feet five inches tall blazing blonde buttoned up with a beery smile. You the American dream irresistible to a woman’s gaze. You never wrong a perfect citizen free from burden. You all knowing enriched with wisdom from Andrew Tate. You love the same way one hates deteriorating the brain. You pawn people…

  • Soy Sauce Solutions

    It’s the end of the semester, and I still seem to be messing up making media. How does one ever get good at this? There are like a million different types of media I could make, and then a million and one things that have to go through the autoclave. Did you know the autoclave takes about…

  • I Feel Great (Except When I Don’t)

    My period ended and suddenly, I have a will to live again. It’s amazing how, as soon as I stop bleeding, life feels good. Hell, I can even run without wanting to die. CRAZY. God, sometimes I hate being a woman. It’s a privilege and a curse. Anyway… what does Yuka want to talk about…